Bitch Kitty Racing

Okay, NOW I’m in full-tilt birthday mode!

So, in addition to the thousand virgins in plaid skirts and white stocking I get for visiting horrendous acts upon the infidels, I would very much like only one thing, an album I had when I was 16: “Fire Dances” by Killing Joke.

Yes, I am only going to listen to it a few times, chuckle, and put it away. It doesn’t change the fact that it’s my birthday and I want it.

Additionally, you might give me Sony brand MiniDV cassettes and Glazer’s gift cards. You might also be incredibly surprised to learn the depth of my dirty whore’s gratitude if you get me a Panasonic AG-DVX100B. Really, really surprised. You only think you know how low I’ll sink for material goods. I assure you, it’s actually much, much lower.

This is what it might look like to sell our videos:

Short Clip (trailer, teaser, description via Revver or YouTube or whatever)

Then this:

Purchase “Breaking Up is Hard to Do”

We love your faces!

At no point in one’s sexual career is it normal to ejaculate into a woman’s face and ask, “You like that, bitch?” That is highly abnormal behavior.

Oddly enough, I have been the subject of gossip. Over the years, I have heard so many terrible things about myself that I giggle at my own wickedness. None of the rumors are true, of course. The things I have done are actually far worse than the things that I haven’t done.

This is a very inspirational video sent to me by my friend Amy. Take the time and watch it through.